The human body is a remarkable
machine. It will work well for 100
years or more—if given the proper
care and maintenance.
I
still remember it well, although
the event occurred more than 40
years ago. Bernie, our 3 kids and
me were traveling up the valley in
100-degree heat when the engine in
our Ford station wagon suddenly
stopped.
This was our 3rd breakdown in 60
days and the auto association
wondered why we didn’t get our car
fixed.
We
didn’t particularly enjoy being
stranded on the road either as
this was in the “olden days” BCP
(before cell phones). The problem
was finally solved. We traded the
car in.
Erin L. Clason, author of “On The
Road To Fitness”,
likens our body to a fine
automobile. Clason says,
“Here are your options:
(A) an efficient vehicle with a
well-tuned engine and every
expectation of a long, healthy,
and trouble free life,
(B) a neglected, poorly maintained
junk model with sagging
suspension, wheezy intake
manifold, poor acceleration and
high fuel consumption. Which will
you choose?”
When it comes to maintaining my
automobile my reputation leaves
something to be desired. My son
Chris has been known to comment
unfavorably while changing the oil
in my vehicle, which resembled a
solid more than a liquid.
Some of us drive our body for
several decades without so much as
a thought to its care and
maintenance. Sooner or later,
however, you notice it is getting
harder to start in the morning and
there is less pep in the engine.
Why is it that we take better care
of our car than we do ourselves?
One reason is that our Creator has
given our bodies so much extra
capacity that we seem to be
getting by with it.
Walter Bortz, M.D., author of
we live too short and die too long
says it well.
“Our arteries don’t give us any
warning signs until it’s almost
too late. We can start with 100%
capacity and give away 50%
‘willy-nilly’. We can give away
another 10% and still “seem O.K.
Another 10%—down to 30% of
original and we experience
shortness of breath. Before the
doctor is seen 70% of capacity is
gone, and only a few percentage
points separate the individual
from the undertaker.”
New cars are much more reliable
today and everyone owns at least
one cell phone, which reduces the
trauma of getting stuck on the
road. When your human body falls
apart there is no trade-in market.
In
my profession I see a lot of
people who just never get around
to giving their body regular
preventive maintenance. They are
toying with the possibility of
needing a road service vehicle
that is operated by a team of
paramedics.
Don’t let your body become a
“Junker”. The renewal capacity of
life is one of its
wonders; we are improvable and redeemable,
no matter what our age or how we
may have neglected our bodies in
the past.
But we have to get started. If not
now when?
Gene
NEW PAGES ADDED
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1.
Triglycerides - A big word
that can cause a big problem.
2.
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.....reducing LDL cholesterol
("bad boys, bad boys") increasing
HDL's (the good guys)
.....and lowers triglycerides. It
includes the powerful
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.....coenzyme Q10, niacin and
grape seed extract.
A LITTLE HUMOR
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Once again, The Washington Post
has published the winning
submissions
.....its yearly contest, in which
readers are asked to supply
alternate meanings
.....for common words.
And the winners are:
1. Coffee (n.), the person
upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled
over how much weight you have
gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all
hope of ever having a flat
stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an
explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a
condition in which you
absentmindedly
.....answer the door in your
nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a
lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored
mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) emergency
vehicle that picks you up after
you are
.....run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly
receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous
question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal,
dignified bearing adopted by
.....proctologists.
13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian
proctologist.
14. Oyster (n.), a person who
sprinkles his conversation with
.....Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), the
belief that, when you die, your
Soul
.....flies up onto the roof and
gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in
the front of boxer shorts worn by
.....Jewish males.
The interview with God