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Heart Health Newsletter |
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A little
humor
Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. BITES. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.
FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE... BETTER BE A REWARD.
SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE Only used on snowy days.
COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED,
CALL CHUBBY.
GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown
89 cents lb.
NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened. Used once.
Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7-- $9 per hour.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer & dryer $300.
OPEN HOUSE: Body shapers toning salon. Free coffee & donuts.
(AND THE BEST ONE) FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica no longer needed. Got married last month. &^%$### Wife knows everything.
![]() A Very Sad Tail. That this sad dog is in a bind it’s not too hard to see.
I’ll bet you’d be the first to help if you found him in this tree.
You strike me as the kinda person who’s got a heart of gold.
So I’m gonna ask you straight, and I hope I’m not too bold.
I’m a needin’ a favor from you and it’ll only take a minute.
If you think this website’s worth a
darn, that it’s got some good stuff in it.
Tell a friend or two or three, it’s alright if you plead. I’d be as grateful as that poor hound the day that he was freed!
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