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Heart Health Newsletter |
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A little
humor
Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. BITES. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.
FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE... BETTER BE A REWARD.
SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE Only used on snowy days.
COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED,
CALL CHUBBY.
GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown
89 cents lb.
NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened. Used once.
Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7-- $9 per hour.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer & dryer $300.
OPEN HOUSE: Body shapers toning salon. Free coffee & donuts.
(AND THE BEST ONE) FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica no longer needed. Got married last month. &^%$### Wife knows everything.
![]() A Very Sad Tail. That this sad dog is in a bind it�s not too hard to see.
I�ll bet you�d be the first to help if you found him in this tree.
You strike me as the kinda person who�s got a heart of gold.
So I�m gonna ask you straight, and I hope I�m not too bold.
I�m a needin� a favor from you and it�ll only take a minute.
If you think this website�s worth a
darn, that it�s got some good stuff in it.
Tell a friend or two or three, it�s alright if you plead. I�d be as grateful as that poor hound the day that he was freed!
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