It�s gittin� close to New Years and I need to do some changin�.

Last year�s resolutions sure do need some rearangin�.

Never got around to exercise; it really was a bore.

Did it for a day or two and then I said �no more�.

My cholesterol�s out of sight and love handles are a growin�.

My �git up and go� done �gone and went� and the easy chairs a callin�.

Doc says that statins are the way; I tried �em for a while.

But my bones got to achin� and before long I lost my smile.

My mem�ry was a going south; my sex drive was no more.

Until I found a better way than Zocor or Lipitor.

I heard �bout this new product that sends cholesterol a packin�.

They make it outta sugar cane, all natural and not lackin�.

Ain�t got no side effects to bear but�s got a name that�s hard to call.

Works slicker than a TV add; It�s policosanol.

In case you haven�t heard a this, ain�t aware of what you�ve missed.

You git it from Heart Health For Life and they�re waitn� to assist.

You�ll soon be frisky as a pup and your doc will be surprised

that your energy and cholesterol are far better than he surmised.

If you�re sittin� there a wonderin� if this story could be true.

And if this corny poet really has good news for you.