It’s gittin’ close to New Years and I need to do some changin’.

Last year’s resolutions sure do need some rearangin’.

Never got around to exercise; it really was a bore.

Did it for a day or two and then I said “no more”.

My cholesterol’s out of sight and love handles are a growin’.

My “git up and go” done “gone and went” and the easy chairs a callin’.

Doc says that statins are the way; I tried ‘em for a while.

But my bones got to achin’ and before long I lost my smile.

My mem’ry was a going south; my sex drive was no more.

Until I found a better way than Zocor or Lipitor.

I heard ‘bout this new product that sends cholesterol a packin’.

They make it outta sugar cane, all natural and not lackin’.

Ain’t got no side effects to bear but’s got a name that’s hard to call.

Works slicker than a TV add; It’s policosanol.

In case you haven’t heard a this, ain’t aware of what you’ve missed.

You git it from Heart Health For Life and they’re waitn’ to assist.

You’ll soon be frisky as a pup and your doc will be surprised

that your energy and cholesterol are far better than he surmised.

If you’re sittin’ there a wonderin’ if this story could be true.

And if this corny poet really has good news for you.